December 2011
Things I’ve learned in the past year:
To listen to my sister’s advice, but to take it with a pinch of salt.
Sperm live for 24 hours after a man dies.
Plato was fucking mental.
Aliens are behind it all.
German beer is delicious.
Every man looks better in a hat with a bauble.
How to make layered GIMP text.
How to get perfectly average speaker points at debating competitions.
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